MISS PEARL'S FINISHING SCHOOL FOR DOOKIES OF OUTSTANDING QUALITY AND MORAL FIBER
an experience by squatty potty
It's uncomfortable to talk about pooping. But because most humans assume the incorrect position for optimal flow, this topic is necessary to bring to light. Squatty Potty is a stool for your feet that mimics the squatting position and opening your bowels for a smoother ride.
Miss Pearl’s Finishing School for Dookies of Outstanding Quality and Moral Fiber is the first “charm school” for better and propper shits.
Miss Pearl’s will take the form of an outdoor rest(class)room on college campuses, beginning with Brown and Duke University.
Posters will be placed in bathrooms around campus to create awareness and enthusiasm for Miss Pearl’s.
As part of their commencement ceremony, students will receive a digital diploma with a unique name and degree title in which they can download and share with their friends and family.